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The soft cotton blend lets air flow through, so his head stays cool whether he's grilling at a backyard BBQ, walking 18 holes in July heat, or sitting on a sunny porch. No sweaty, uncomfortable feeling that makes him want to take it off after an hour. This is the hat he'll keep on from morning coffee to sunset cocktails.
The adjustable strap in back means no measuring, no size charts, no "will it fit?" anxiety. It works for smaller heads and larger heads alike—just slide the strap to where it feels right and forget about it. He can wear it comfortably with glasses, and it stays secure without being too tight or sliding around.
Choose from blue, black, red, green, or white—all with that lived-in vintage wash that looks better than brand new. Match it to his favorite polo for golf, grab the darker shade for casual dinners, or pick the bright color that fits his personality. Each one carries the same tropical design and conversation-starting message, so he can rotate through them based on his mood or plans.
This isn't about blending in. From the moment he walks into the hardware store, sits down at a restaurant patio, or strolls through the farmers market, people notice. They grin. They comment. They start talking. It's the phrase that does it—"I'm Retired—It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere"—everyone gets the joke immediately, and suddenly he's not just another face in the crowd. He's the guy with the great hat and the better story.
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The cap features the phrase "I'm Recovered—It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere" embroidered on the front, along with tropical-themed imagery including parrots, palm trees, cocktails, and sunset designs.
Yes. The HappyHour Cap comes with an adjustable strap in the back that accommodates most head sizes comfortably. The design allows for a secure fit whether you have a smaller or larger head circumference.
This is built for regular wear, not as a one-time gag gift. It's made from a soft cotton blend with quality stitching and is machine washable. Men are wearing these to golf courses, BBQs, beach trips, and running errands—it holds up to real life.
Yes. The soft cotton blend is breathable, and the curved brim provides sun protection. The material is designed for outdoor activities in warm climates—golf courses, beach walks, outdoor BBQs.
The cap is available in five vintage-wash colors: blue, black, red, green, and white. All colors feature the same embroidered phrase and tropical design elements.
The vintage-wash cotton and curved brim give it a classic, worn-in look rather than a shiny novelty appearance. It's designed to look like a quality everyday cap that happens to have a fun message, not a costume piece.
Yes, the cap is machine washable. Whether it gets BBQ sauce on it, sweat from a golf game, or salt water from a beach day, you can clean it without worry.